> briefing for slave boss > > slave boss: "what is cryptography for?" > > briefer: "cryptography is for when people are both hurting you and > eavesdropping on you." > > slave boss: "ok. so cryptography is bad." > > briefer: "cryptography is bad if somebody you want to hurt has it, and > good if somebody wants to hurt you and you have it."
slave boss: "well we already have cryptography, right?" briefer: "yes we suffix all our messages with an md5 hash!" slave boss: "fuck. you guys are using cryptography?" briefer 2: "cryptography is just like talking to criminal partners. it's almost the same thing." slave boss gets alarmed
