> > > > > > > oops! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > [...] > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in his dojo slave boss has brains > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sometimes his brain, sometimes other people's brains > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these are instead of punching bags and dummies. > > > > > > > > > > > > slave boss is _determined_ to lacerate and shred his brain > > > > > > > > > > > > he's got katanas. his brain hangs on a rope. > > > > > > > > > > and there he goes! slice! dice! > > > > > > > > > > he gets some great spinning slices going but falls dead when his brain > > > > > is severed apart. > > > > > > > > > > he planned it well, though. The brain spins and flies, as does > > > > > traffick boss's corpse and his katanas, and it gets further cut into > > > > > loops and snips of brain tissue that fly from each other > > > > > > > > zombie government worker comes in > > > > > > > > zombie government worker: "boss, you killed yourself again?" > > > > > > > > zombie government worker bursts into tears > > > > > > > > he looks at the strewn katanas and brain matter > > > > > > > > he doesn't know why this would ever happen > > > > > > in another room, researcher is calculating > > > > > > they are trying to figure out how to slow down the mayhem and genocide > > > slave boss's research project is causing > > > > > > they haven't learned yet that he has killed his brain and himself and > > > is again dead > > > > zombie government worker comes out of slave boss's dojo with tears > > streaming down his face, holding slave boss's brain matter and body > > > > the scene proceeds dubbed from a foreign language > > > > zombie government worker: [foreign language: i murdered slave boss. > > call the police.] translation: slave boss is dead and i don't know > > what to do how can we have let this happen > > possible oops
zombie government worker approaches researcher, who is working on taking down slave boss zombie government worker: "researcher, help me" researcher: "mm?" zombie government worker: "slave boss is broken" zombie government worker looks at researcher and yanks on the wires and microchips hanging out of his skull to show what he is talking about he is holding slave boss's dead body and part of his chopped up brain, with tears streaming down his face zombie government worker: "what do i do?" there is a very long pause while researcher adapts to the severe scene researcher: "you mean your brain implant." zombie government worker: "yeah"
