> > > oops!
> > >
> > > [...]
> > >
> > > in his dojo slave boss has brains
> > >
> > > sometimes his brain, sometimes other people's brains
> > >
> > > these are instead of punching bags and dummies.
> >
> > slave boss is _determined_ to lacerate and shred his brain
> >
> > he's got katanas. his brain hangs on a rope.
>
> and there he goes! slice! dice!
>
> he gets some great spinning slices going but falls dead when his brain
> is severed apart.
>
> he planned it well, though. The brain spins and flies, as does
> traffick boss's corpse and his katanas, and it gets further cut into
> loops and snips of brain tissue that fly from each other

zombie government worker comes in

zombie government worker: "boss, you killed yourself again?"

zombie government worker bursts into tears

he looks at the strewn katanas and brain matter

he doesn't know why this would ever happen

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