> > > oops! > > > > > > [...] > > > > > > in his dojo slave boss has brains > > > > > > sometimes his brain, sometimes other people's brains > > > > > > these are instead of punching bags and dummies. > > > > slave boss is _determined_ to lacerate and shred his brain > > > > he's got katanas. his brain hangs on a rope. > > and there he goes! slice! dice! > > he gets some great spinning slices going but falls dead when his brain > is severed apart. > > he planned it well, though. The brain spins and flies, as does > traffick boss's corpse and his katanas, and it gets further cut into > loops and snips of brain tissue that fly from each other
zombie government worker comes in zombie government worker: "boss, you killed yourself again?" zombie government worker bursts into tears he looks at the strewn katanas and brain matter he doesn't know why this would ever happen