> > > > > oops! > > > > > > > > > > [...] > > > > > > > > > > in his dojo slave boss has brains > > > > > > > > > > sometimes his brain, sometimes other people's brains > > > > > > > > > > these are instead of punching bags and dummies. > > > > > > > > slave boss is _determined_ to lacerate and shred his brain > > > > > > > > he's got katanas. his brain hangs on a rope. > > > > > > and there he goes! slice! dice! > > > > > > he gets some great spinning slices going but falls dead when his brain > > > is severed apart. > > > > > > he planned it well, though. The brain spins and flies, as does > > > traffick boss's corpse and his katanas, and it gets further cut into > > > loops and snips of brain tissue that fly from each other > > > > zombie government worker comes in > > > > zombie government worker: "boss, you killed yourself again?" > > > > zombie government worker bursts into tears > > > > he looks at the strewn katanas and brain matter > > > > he doesn't know why this would ever happen > > in another room, researcher is calculating > > they are trying to figure out how to slow down the mayhem and genocide > slave boss's research project is causing > > they haven't learned yet that he has killed his brain and himself and > is again dead
zombie government worker comes out of slave boss's dojo with tears streaming down his face, holding slave boss's brain matter and body the scene proceeds dubbed from a foreign language zombie government worker: [foreign language: i murdered slave boss. call the police.] translation: slave boss is dead and i don't know what to do how can we have let this happen
