> > slave boss noodles > > > > serves 4 > > > > ingredients: > > 1 box noodles > > 5 quarts water > > 1 tbsp salt > > slave boss > > > > 1. fill pot with water and salt and bring to rolling boil > > 2. empty noodles into pot > > 3. boil the noodles for 7-11 minutes, stirring occasionally. be sure > > to push them in near the start or they may burn if touching the edge > > of the pot . alternatively, break them before putting them in > > 4. drain noodles. keep 1 cup noodle water if desired to mix with > > sauce.[ optionally keep all water to make something else in later?] > > 5. place noodles in serving bowl > > 6. place a flag on the serving bowl that says "hail slave boss!". you > > should have this flag because of having slave boss. replace > > appropriately. > > 7. serve > > 8. apologize to people eating the noodles (a) for the "hail slave > > boss!" sign and (b) for not having added any sauce nor garnish > > how to eat slave boss noodles > > 1. wait patiently for the noodles to be prepared > 2. express great appreciation for them, talk about how wonderful they are > 3. when the server is out of the room, knock the slave boss sign on > the floor and skuff it under a couch > 4. get up as the server returns to the room. tell them that you want > to make sauce for the noodles because they are so yummy and you think > it would honor slave boss even mo--
[underside of couch all is dark. panels of light beam in under the edges of the couch coverings. a decorative, celebratory flag is here. it says "hail slave boss!" a mouse is sniffing a tiny piece of parmesan cheese
