long ago slave boss was tasked with calculating the square root of infinity
sadly he was told that this is simple and the square root of infinity is simply infinity! when asking why this is, he is now told that it's because infinity times infinity is still infinity, so ... but he disagrees !! he says obviously infinity squared is a _two dimensional infinity_ -- an infinity that is much larger in that it extends in two full dimensions, infinitely, rather than simply being a one-dimensional infinity quantity of something in a line. now, the challenge, he may say, is to calculate the square root of a one-dimensional infinity ! what is this, you might ask? well, slave boss has finally, maybe a decade later, figured this out: the square root of a one-dimensional infinity, is the square root of one-dimensionalness, multiplied by the square root of infiniteness. where "the square root of one-dimensionalness" is an abstract quantity (like the imaginary number) that when squared yields a one-dimensional attribute of something, and "the square root of infiniteness" is another abstract quantity (like the imaginary number (or root 5?)) that when squared, yields the smallest infinite amount --
