karl3@writeme.com wrote: > karl3@writeme.com wrote: > > stories of slave boss trying to coopt other stories to rise himself as > > dictator but not having a ghostwriter > > once upon a time, long long ago, slave boss invented porcelain > > slave boss was a brilliant and good-looking porcelain inventor, walking > > charism-- > > slave boss is on a movie set, doing a stand-in as himself for a closeup shot > > he is dressed in charismatic porcelain-inventing garb, era appropriate > > slave boss: "what's going wrong?" > > slaves running movie set: "ummmmmmmmmmmmmm ..." > > more slaves running movie set: "errrrrrr .." > > slave #47 running movie set: "hi. is this 911? yes i am being held captive > > by slave boss and he is trying to coopt--" > > slave boss: "roll the cameras! is my script repaired yet?" > > slave boss, on camera, inventing porcelain > > slave boss looks at camera > > slave boss: "look, porcelain is the shit, and i invented it, and i'm the > shit." > > slave boss turns to scene extra > > scene extra: "yes my name is slave #47. can't you get the address from the > gps in the phone? yes, i'm serious. you need to take this seriously i've been > coached by experimentee."
script writer: "i'm trying to journal for recovery. if slave boss needs a script, he can write it himself. that's what experimentee said to say!" police bust in the door slave boss: "scene extra, is this your shitty excuse for a ceramic? have you heard of ... porcelain?"