karl3ļ¼ writeme.com wrote: > > stories of slave boss trying to coopt other stories to rise himself as > > dictator but not having a ghostwriter > > once upon a time, long long ago, slave boss invented porcelain > > slave boss was a brilliant and good-looking porcelain inventor, walking > > charism-- > > slave boss is on a movie set, doing a stand-in as himself for a closeup shot > > he is dressed in charismatic porcelain-inventing garb, era appropriate > > slave boss: "what's going wrong?" > > slaves running movie set: "ummmmmmmmmmmmmm ..." > more slaves running movie set: "errrrrrr .." > > slave #47 running movie set: "hi. is this 911? yes i am being held captive by > slave boss and he is trying to coopt--" > > slave boss: "roll the cameras! is my script repaired yet?"
slave boss, on camera, inventing porcelain slave boss looks at camera slave boss: "look, porcelain is the shit, and i invented it, and i'm the shit." slave boss turns to scene extra scene extra: "yes my name is slave #47. can't you get the address from the gps in the phone? yes, i'm serious. you need to take this seriously i've been coached by experimentee."