> > stories of slave boss trying to coopt other stories to rise himself as > > dictator but not having a ghostwriter > > once upon a time, long long ago, slave boss invented porcelain > > slave boss was a brilliant and good-looking porcelain inventor, walking > > charism-- > > slave boss is on a movie set, doing a stand-in as himself for a closeup shot > > he is dressed in charismatic porcelain-inventing garb, era appropriate
slave boss: "what's going wrong?" slaves running movie set: "ummmmmmmmmmmmmm ..." more slaves running movie set: "errrrrrr .." slave #47 running movie set: "hi. is this 911? yes i am being held captive by slave boss and he is trying to coopt--" slave boss: "roll the cameras! is my script repaired yet?"
