> > torturer folds their arms smugly > > > > torturer: "the key is to act like they are guilty, and torture them > > associated with behaviors that are less like acknowledging guil-- > > recovering torture victim: "so, basically i piss people off sometimes, > and I'm all smug about it, like "ha! when I broke your shed I didn't > let you torture me at all in respons! I am so tough!" > > recovering torture victim: "cause i can't tell what normal guilt is anymore > T_T"
judge trial judge: "badass recovering torture victim, you are charged with jaywalking. how do you plead?" badass recovering torture victim: "when i walked across that street against the light, I was _not_ guilty of jaywalking" badass recovering torture victim looks judge in the eye and folds their arms badass recovering torture victim :"i was _not guilty_ of jaywalking because i spent two decades being rapidly disfigured for blushing at the wrong time, and I don't think those speeding cars could hurt me if they tried --
