recently in a situation of multi-human psychological confusion we ended up with a _lilac plant pet_. we were smart, when we got the plant we immediately potted it in a huge pot before anything else at all ever happened. other people had further life events they encountered and other people's plants are not yet as potted. we should help the other plants get potted. but now we have a lilac plant friend! we really love our lilac plant so so much! we so much want to nurture and care for it and not kill it !!! but sometimes people kill things via neglect or limb-flailing when they have confusing turmoils where down is left and up is green and blue is triangle, and it's just a lilac plant just in case. we really love the lilac plant. it's just a little sproutling. a squirrel likes to dig in its potting soil and one of the branches is broken but we love the squirrel too and it has a lot of branches left and could have broken it ourselves.
we like to go outside and water the plant and think about where to put the pot so it gets the right amount of sunlight, and wonder whether it is growing or if it has too much water (the pot is really big but it doesn't have a drainhole and i have drowned plants in the past. i'm pretty sure they eat more water the more sunlight they have) the area to have plant friends nearby is not as sunny as ideal, although further options have opened it's still not as sunny as ideal. we were thinking, maybe we could make a lilac-plant bot, by curving reflective material like kitchen foil into small parabolic reflectors, and hooking them to single axis motors so as to reflect more sunlight onto the lilac plants leaves :) if we get good at understanding lilacs and nurture our plant well and regularly it could be super happy and live a healthy and full life where it gives beautiful lilac flowers that emit sneaky smell pheremones that trick humans with terrors into walking near the plant and inhaling more pheremones and experiencing calm rather than terrors.
