Official Statement We wish to note that CuddleBeam has done immense harm to the game as a whole by frivolously clogging our judicial system and confusing our officers of state. Even more seriously, e has committed an infinite number of premeditated violations. E has failed to track everything from the motion of photons to entire galaxies. This simply cannot be allowed to stand. We request that CuddleBeam be given the greatest of all sanctions for each of eir infinite violations, meaning that e must be granted a countably infinite number of blots. If this doesn't prove practicable due to sentencing restrictions, we demand that e be given so many blots that eir name is permanently blotted off the Agoran Registry, and at minimum enough that e may lawfully be exiled.
In response to CuddleBeam's claim that the universe is already tracking itself, we wish to note that while the universe does indeed track itself quite nicely, CuddleBeam is in no way the agent of this tracking. Unless CuddleBeam can show that e instated the laws of physics as a way to track the universe, there is no basis for not sentencing him. The Office of the Prime Minister of Agora OOC: I actually think this entire scam is neat, although I also don't think it works. -Aris On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 9:18 AM D Margaux <dmargaux...@gmail.com> wrote: > > G. wrote: > > > I point my finger at CuddleBeam for Oathbreaking (breaking the above > > Pledge), as e is not tracking absolutely everything. > > It is apparent beyond a reasonable doubt that Cuddle Beam has not tracked > absolutely everything. In particular, CuddleBeam is a player and, > accordingly, is an “organism.” Merriam-Webster defines an organism to be an > individual constituted to carry on life by means of parts or organs that are > separate in function but mutually defendant. All known organisms perceive the > world through use of such physical organs through which they are embodied. > > It is not possible for an organism so constituted to track absolutely > everything. Among other things, the Heisenberg uncertainty principle posits > that CuddleBeam cannot simultaneously track with an arbitrarily high degree > of precision both the position and velocity of any single object in the > world. In addition, e cannot keep track of information that has been lost > through entropy, or else I think e would violate the laws of thermodynamics, > and in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics. > > Accordingly, I do believe that CuddleBeam has broken eir pledge to be > recordkeepor of everything. > > Before imposing the Cold Hand of Justice, pursuant to Rule 2450, I hereby > solicit the opinion of any Agoran who believes emself to have been harmed by > CuddleBeam’s breach of eir pledge. > > Agoran are also invited to tell me if they disagree with this reasoning. > >
