Fine, fine, I'll reveal the secret to my greatness. My tracking device for everything, is everything itself (with each individual thing being the tracking device for itself). It's automatic and doesn't require any maintenance - it pretty much does it all for free. I guess you can see now why I've chosen it as the format of my tracking.
You can find overwhelming evidence of how good my tracking device works everywhere around you. That wall is a wall - boom. That dog is a dog - boom. Now, it would be crazy if I did a three for three but listen to this: that floor is floor - BADABOOM. And I can keep on going. Incredible, I know, but it's all in a day's work for the Cuddlemeister. On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 6:18 PM D Margaux <dmargaux...@gmail.com> wrote: > G. wrote: > > > I point my finger at CuddleBeam for Oathbreaking (breaking the above > > Pledge), as e is not tracking absolutely everything. > > It is apparent beyond a reasonable doubt that Cuddle Beam has not tracked > absolutely everything. In particular, CuddleBeam is a player and, > accordingly, is an “organism.” Merriam-Webster defines an organism to be > an individual constituted to carry on life by means of parts or organs that > are separate in function but mutually defendant. All known organisms > perceive the world through use of such physical organs through which they > are embodied. > > It is not possible for an organism so constituted to track absolutely > everything. Among other things, the Heisenberg uncertainty principle posits > that CuddleBeam cannot simultaneously track with an arbitrarily high degree > of precision both the position and velocity of any single object in the > world. In addition, e cannot keep track of information that has been lost > through entropy, or else I think e would violate the laws of > thermodynamics, and in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics. > > Accordingly, I do believe that CuddleBeam has broken eir pledge to be > recordkeepor of everything. > > Before imposing the Cold Hand of Justice, pursuant to Rule 2450, I hereby > solicit the opinion of any Agoran who believes emself to have been harmed > by CuddleBeam’s breach of eir pledge. > > Agoran are also invited to tell me if they disagree with this reasoning. > > >
