True. Thanks for reminding me. I think that’s probably the right outcome—that the pledge was ineffective because it would otherwise result in ossification. This may spare you from a very severe blotting! :-)
On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 3:17 PM Cuddle Beam <cuddleb...@gmail.com> wrote: > There's also the issue that the Pledge must've been done in the first > place, which it might not have, because of the Ossification thing you > brought up yourself earlier. > > On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 6:44 PM Cuddle Beam <cuddleb...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > Fine, fine, I'll reveal the secret to my greatness. > > > > My tracking device for everything, is everything itself (with each > > individual thing being the tracking device for itself). It's automatic > and > > doesn't require any maintenance - it pretty much does it all for free. I > > guess you can see now why I've chosen it as the format of my tracking. > > > > You can find overwhelming evidence of how good my tracking device works > > everywhere around you. That wall is a wall - boom. That dog is a dog - > > boom. Now, it would be crazy if I did a three for three but listen to > this: > > that floor is floor - BADABOOM. And I can keep on going. Incredible, I > > know, but it's all in a day's work for the Cuddlemeister. > > > > On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 6:18 PM D Margaux <dmargaux...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > > G. wrote: > > > > > > > I point my finger at CuddleBeam for Oathbreaking (breaking the above > > > > Pledge), as e is not tracking absolutely everything. > > > > > > It is apparent beyond a reasonable doubt that Cuddle Beam has not > tracked > > > absolutely everything. In particular, CuddleBeam is a player and, > > > accordingly, is an “organism.” Merriam-Webster defines an organism to > be > > > an individual constituted to carry on life by means of parts or organs > > that > > > are separate in function but mutually defendant. All known organisms > > > perceive the world through use of such physical organs through which > they > > > are embodied. > > > > > > It is not possible for an organism so constituted to track absolutely > > > everything. Among other things, the Heisenberg uncertainty principle > > posits > > > that CuddleBeam cannot simultaneously track with an arbitrarily high > > degree > > > of precision both the position and velocity of any single object in the > > > world. In addition, e cannot keep track of information that has been > lost > > > through entropy, or else I think e would violate the laws of > > > thermodynamics, and in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics. > > > > > > Accordingly, I do believe that CuddleBeam has broken eir pledge to be > > > recordkeepor of everything. > > > > > > Before imposing the Cold Hand of Justice, pursuant to Rule 2450, I > hereby > > > solicit the opinion of any Agoran who believes emself to have been > harmed > > > by CuddleBeam’s breach of eir pledge. > > > > > > Agoran are also invited to tell me if they disagree with this > reasoning. > > > > > > > > > > > >
