Sic the RIAA lawyers on them.{^_^}What? And give them a chance to show they may have some redeeming quality? Not to those sharks, Joanne, ever.
I think that they'd encounter the spammers and a really bizarre "good or evil" loop would form, causing a vortex that would slurp up everything with 200 miles, and most of the trash from New Jersey.
Or they'd simply meld together and form SpamVoltron, and we'd all be screwed.