snowjack wrote:
I have an anti-spam product I, ah, we, ah, my COMPANY, (yeah, that's the
ticket) call "Snowjack Scanner" which is at least as effective as any
other... commercial solution. It has a Bayes filter, score averaging by
sender, whitelisting capabilities, many effective individual rules which
are weighted by genetic algorithm, and the ability to incorporate
information from RBL and SURBL lookups. For only $5000, much less than
many competing commercial solutions, I will send you this amazing
package as soon as I can gimp a logo and slap it on a CD. I'll even set
it up to auto-install on a bare-bones PC, with automated security
updates, and for only $200 per hour I... uh, one of our CONSULTANTS...
will help you integrate it into your mail systems.
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Snowjack Consulting Services Inc. LLC. TBS. OMFG.
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<alert>For the humor-impaired, that was a joke. OMFG.</alert>
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