On Tuesday 26 March 2002 11:25 am, Nick Fisher wrote:
> I think I'll call my first child Cthulhu...

Heh.  According to the Kabalistic baby name service 
(http://www.kabalarians.com/male/cthulhu.htm) a male named Cthulhu has the 
following attributes:

As Cthulhu, you have a natural interest in the welfare of your fellow man, 
and a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. You are 
responsible and generous, although somewhat scattering and disorganized at 
times. Any jobs requiring systematic and conscientious effort, or involving 
any form of drudgery, dismay you. In your work, you would seek a position 
offering self-expression through contact with people, such as sales or 
teaching, or a position giving scope to your creative, artistic talents. You 
are good-natured and likeable, and people tend to confide in you and seek 
your advice in personal problems. Others sense your sincere interest and 
desire to help, and you can always be counted on to see the bright side of 
any problem. You enjoy making others happy and you never let your own 
problems "get you down" for any length of time, even though you do tend to 
worry too much at times. Your optimism can be a source of inspiration to 
others as well as yourself. In close personal relationships you are usually 
thoughtful and considerate. However, your natural interest in others, coupled 
with your sympathetic reaction to problems, could draw you into emotional 
situations which may be difficult to get out of. Health weakness would appear 
as skin conditions or ailments relative to the liver. A tendency to overeat 
quick-energy foods aggravates any health problems. 

<snicker>

Or, if you wanted your child to be feared by school bullies, name him 
"Hastur".

"Hastur?  Hah, that's such a stupid name.  Hastur Hastur Hasutr Ha- *URK*!"

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