On a lateral note, what's the worst / most effective invective you've ever heard delivered?
My submission in this category was this gem in Punjabi which went something like "Teri maa di pair di vich khatiya bichchaoon, us pe teri behen chodoon" Roughly translated, for the non-Punjabi adept among us, it goes "I'll shove a cot between your mother's legs, and on it fuck your sister." The unfortunate recipient of this rant was rendered completely speechless, unable to come up with a suitable retort. While the rest of us onlookers were quite literally on the floor laughing. Indelible impression, that was.
