What's wrong - not enough drugsprobably?
If you are obsessive or compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5 and 6
If you are paranoid, we already know who you are,
D'oh!! Silly me, I've just realised what's wrong!! You've been
sticking that power lead thingy into that socket in the wall
again, haven't you!.. tch, I dunno... ;)
Ross
-Original Message-
From: Svensson, B.A.T. (HKG) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 14 November 2001 21:47
To: [EMAIL
Looks to me like you're in the wrong newsgroup!!! ;)
Oh trust me I've been needing a laugh like this for ages!! Too many
deadlines!!
Do you think your problem might be the result of an evil nasty computer
virus!!?
Let's hope not. See? You should use nice safe IIS on NT... I'm sure that
wil
>> I have absolutely no problems at all with php.
>> I have tried not to read the manual, but that
>> does not help either. What is wrong?
>
>Hahahahaha!
>
>> Can someone please help me?
>
>Well, go ahead and install a bunch of MS service packs in reverse order.
>Then randomly mess with your NTFS
Reading the manual is for the weak. Call M$ tech support and pay them
$600/hour for them to help you continue keeping your system broken. If your
system isn't broken when you call, it will be after you have paid them
$3000. Or none of your money back!
-
John Asendorf - [EMA
No, no, no..see the best way to get php to work is a little command called fdsik /mbr
that's what you need .
*Attention..please do not try this at home kids
>>> "Erik H. Mathy" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 11/14/01 03:52PM >>>
> I have absolutely no problems at all with php.
> I have tried not to re
> I have absolutely no problems at all with php.
> I have tried not to read the manual, but that
> does not help either. What is wrong?
Hahahahaha!
> Can someone please help me?
Well, go ahead and install a bunch of MS service packs in reverse order.
Then randomly mess with your NTFS settings.
