What's wrong - not enough drugs....probably?
If you are obsessive or compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5 and 6
If you are paranoid, we already know who you are, but stay on
the line while we trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice
will tell you which number to press.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9, if you have short
term memory loss, press 9, if you have short term memory loss,
press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators
are too busy to talk to you.
Ignatius
----- Original Message -----
From: "Svensson, B.A.T. (HKG)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 8:46 AM
Subject: [PHP-WIN] I need urgent problem help with php!
> Hi,
>
> I have absolutely no problems at all with php.
> I have tried not to read the manual, but that
> does not help either. What is wrong?
>
> Can someone please help me?
>
> /Anders
>
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