Re: obscenely OT Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Andrew Sackville-West
On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 01:23:27PM -0400, David A. Parker wrote: > Cantilevered elastics work wonders. As does a firm dis-belief in gravity. >>> >>> One view of National Geographic will disabuse you of that notion... >> >> that's the whole point of firm dis-belief! National Geographic is

Re: obscenely OT Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread David A. Parker
Cantilevered elastics work wonders. As does a firm dis-belief in gravity. One view of National Geographic will disabuse you of that notion... that's the whole point of firm dis-belief! National Geographic is just clearly mistaken. Plus few of those were likely to be of the proportions under d

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread i'll teach you to turn away.
Gabriel Parrondo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: GP> El mar, 27-05-2008 a las 15:22 +, i'll teach you to turn away. >> http://tinyurl.com/ail9 >> http://compunction.org/art.html >> allow me to draw further attention to myself. :D GP> Aren't you the girl from the sexchart?

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Wednesday 28 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: > On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 08:14:17PM -0400, Celejar wrote: > > On Tue, 27 May 2008 08:07:45 -0700 > > Andrew Sackville-West <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > ... > > > > > Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. The bugs just > > > haven'

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Andrew Sackville-West
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 08:14:17PM -0400, Celejar wrote: > On Tue, 27 May 2008 08:07:45 -0700 > Andrew Sackville-West <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > ... > > > Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. The bugs just haven't > > And you call yourself a Mutt user! From the manpage: > > > > B

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Henry Luciano
Florian Kulzer wrote: On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 13:54:35 +1200, Chris Bannister wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 09:00:52PM -0400, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: Rule #1 No pooftahs! Rule #2 No pooftahs! Rule #3 There is *no* rule 3 Rule #4 No pooftahs! Thanks a lot, Bruce, now I will have the drunk phil

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Chris Bannister
On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 09:05:53AM +0200, Florian Kulzer wrote: > On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 13:54:35 +1200, Chris Bannister wrote: > > On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 09:00:52PM -0400, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: > > > On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 01:25:22PM -0700, Paul Johnson wrote: > > > > > > > Though we're tre

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Wednesday 28 May 2008, Sjoerd Hardeman wrote: > Hal Vaughan wrote: > > On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: > >> On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn > >> away. > > > > wrote: > >>> s. keeling <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >>> > >>> sk> i'll teach you t

Re: debian-offtopic list [Was: Re: obscenely OT Re: apt-get joke]

2008-05-28 Thread Andrei Popescu
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 12:04:07PM -0400, Paul Cartwright wrote: > On Tue May 27 2008, Andrei Popescu wrote: > > >   Just remember how many people receive these mails.. > > > > Maybe you want to advocate for a debian-offtopic list: > > > > http://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=427218 > >

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Sjoerd Hardeman
Hal Vaughan wrote: On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: s. keeling <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: sk> i'll teach you to turn away. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: granted, but i didn't want my boyfriend to r

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Florian Kulzer
On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 13:54:35 +1200, Chris Bannister wrote: > On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 09:00:52PM -0400, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: > > On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 01:25:22PM -0700, Paul Johnson wrote: > > > > > Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the > > > result of

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Gabriel Parrondo
El mar, 27-05-2008 a las 15:22 +, i'll teach you to turn away. escribió: > Andrew Sackville-West <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ASW> On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 06:36:21AM +0200, s. keeling wrote: > >> [Ron, what happens if crank is female?] > ASW> Ooh! I know the answer to this one! We all crowd aro

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Ron Johnson
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 05/27/08 21:16, Hal Vaughan wrote: > On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Ron Johnson wrote: >> On 05/27/08 17:38, Raquel wrote: >>> On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:25:22 -0700 >>> >>> "Paul Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andr

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Ron Johnson wrote: > On 05/27/08 17:38, Raquel wrote: > > On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:25:22 -0700 > > > > "Paul Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: > >>> On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Douglas A. Tutty
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 06:21:04PM -0700, David Fox wrote: > On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 5:59 PM, Douglas A. Tutty <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > 8>-- > > > > # > > > > 8>-- > > EMFBI, but that won't compile in Fortran. Here's a quick and dirty patch > > C > > :) > And in postscript, and a few oth

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Chris Bannister
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 09:00:52PM -0400, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: > On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 01:25:22PM -0700, Paul Johnson wrote: > > > Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the > > result of religous doctrine. > > How could religious doctrine result in a fear tha

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread David Fox
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 8:19 AM, Ron Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Actually, there are 2, maybe three other semi-active women on the > list. The reason is obvious: math is hard, computers are icky. The "maybe" one is Michelle. :) -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a sub

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread David Fox
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 5:59 PM, Douglas A. Tutty <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > 8>-- > > # > > 8>-- EMFBI, but that won't compile in Fortran. Here's a quick and dirty patch C :) -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of "unsubscribe". Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Douglas A. Tutty
On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 01:06:13AM +0200, s. keeling wrote: > Hal Vaughan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: > > On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: > > > > > > Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. > > > > I wrote a C++ program that was bug free once. Worked perfectly every > > ti

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Douglas A. Tutty
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 01:25:22PM -0700, Paul Johnson wrote: > Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the > result of religous doctrine. How could religious doctrine result in a fear that everything will be like everything else? Entropy is the end-point of the un

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Celejar
On Tue, 27 May 2008 08:07:45 -0700 Andrew Sackville-West <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: ... > Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. The bugs just haven't And you call yourself a Mutt user! From the manpage: BUGS None. Mutts have fleas, not bugs. ... For a more up-to-date list

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread s. keeling
Paul Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: > On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: > > > > oh don't worry. We'll uncover someone's homophobia quite nicely. So > > long as the topic doesn't drift to religion, we'll be okay. > > Though we're treading damn close right now. Homopho

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread s. keeling
Hal Vaughan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: > On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: > > > > Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. > > I wrote a C++ program that was bug free once. Worked perfectly every > time. Here's the source: Doesn't do mail, so it's not done. -- Any tech

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Ron Johnson
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 05/27/08 17:38, Raquel wrote: > On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:25:22 -0700 > "Paul Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: >>> On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Raquel
On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:25:22 -0700 "Paul Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: > > On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn > > away. > wrote: > > > s. keeling <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > > sk> i'll t

Re: debian-offtopic list [Was: Re: obscenely OT Re: apt-get joke]

2008-05-27 Thread Paul Johnson
On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:32:52 am Andrei Popescu wrote: > On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 04:19:13PM +0100, Steve Kemp wrote: > > If you want off-topic mail there are better places than > > debian-user to pollute. > > > > Just remember how many people receive these mails.. > > Maybe you want to advoc

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Paul Johnson
On Tuesday 27 May 2008 07:24:25 am Ron Johnson wrote: > On 05/27/08 09:07, Raymond A. Meijer wrote: > > On Tue 27 May 2008 8:56, Ron Johnson wrote: > >>> hey, i figure - we're already WILDLY off-topic, right? how much > >>> worse can it get? :D > >> > >> A lot worse. > > > > /me grabs pop corn an

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Paul Johnson
On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: > On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: > > s. keeling <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > sk> i'll teach you to turn away. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: > > >> granted, but i didn't want my boyfrie

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Ron Johnson
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 05/27/08 10:21, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: [snip] > > i DID get him to switch two of his three computers to debian... > the windows machine exists solely so he cav VPN to work with proprietary > software. that's one bugfix... well,

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Raquel
On Tue, 27 May 2008 08:25:31 -0700 Andrew Sackville-West <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 10:19:14AM -0500, Ron Johnson wrote: > > On 05/27/08 10:04, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: > > > On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 06:36:21AM +0200, s. keeling wrote: > > >> i'll teach you to turn awa

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread Thomas X. Iverson
On Monday 26 May 2008 13:41:56 i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: > Andrew Sackville-West <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ASW> apt-get -b source wife > ASW> problem. I'm sure glad my mk1mod0 wife doesn't read this > ASW> list... Though I'd not trade her for any flashy features that may come > ASW> i

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread i'll teach you to turn away.
Andrew Sackville-West <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: ASW> apt-get -b source wife ASW> problem. I'm sure glad my mk1mod0 wife doesn't read this ASW> list... Though I'd not trade her for any flashy features that may come ASW> in newer versions... well, the newer versions may be flasher, but the

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Sunday 25 May 2008, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: > On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 01:49:18PM -0700, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: > > On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 04:57:39PM +1000, Rich Healey wrote: > > > Owen Townend wrote: > > > > On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > >> On Sun, 25 Ma

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread Nelson Castillo
On Sat, May 24, 2008 at 11:18 PM, Owen Townend <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: >> > On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> >> > > http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-ge

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread Douglas A. Tutty
On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 01:49:18PM -0700, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: > On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 04:57:39PM +1000, Rich Healey wrote: > > Owen Townend wrote: > > > On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > >> On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: > > >> > On 24/

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread Ron Johnson
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 05/25/08 15:49, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: [snip] > > apt-get -b source wife > > is nice because you're not getting the binary... whatever that means, > but instead the source code required which can be easily > modified. THen you can build, te

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread Andrew Sackville-West
On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 04:57:39PM +1000, Rich Healey wrote: > -BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- > Hash: SHA1 > > Owen Townend wrote: > > On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: > >> > On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister <[E

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread Chris Bannister
On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 04:57:39PM +1000, Rich Healey wrote: > I still believe that you need to find a Woman that matches you, so > apt-get -b source wife seems more likely, and besides, the apt-get > build-dep wife should prepare you for marraige ;) > > Ok, I've thought this through waaay too far

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-24 Thread Rich Healey
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 Owen Townend wrote: > On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: >> > On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.pn

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-24 Thread Owen Townend
On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: > > On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png > > > > > heh, I still like `apt-get moo` > > > The inventor of 'ap

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-24 Thread Sjoerd Hiemstra
On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: > On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png > > heh, I still like `apt-get moo` The inventor of 'aptitude moo' has sense of humour as well -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-24 Thread Owen Townend
On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Hi, > > http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png > > -- > Chris. > == > "One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned >at the stake while the votes were being counted." -- Thomas B. Reed > > > >

apt-get joke

2008-05-24 Thread Chris Bannister
Hi, http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png -- Chris. == "One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted." -- Thomas B. Reed -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of "unsubscribe". Trou