On Wednesday 28 May 2008, Sjoerd Hardeman wrote: > Hal Vaughan wrote: > > On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: > >> On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +0000, i'll teach you to turn > >> away. > > > > wrote: > >>> s. keeling <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >>> > >>> sk> i'll teach you to turn away. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: > >>>>> granted, but i didn't want my boyfriend to read this & > >>>>> feel bad for being a giant slut before we got together. :D > >>> > >>> sk> High praise. This is the funniest post/thread I've read on > >>> this list, sk> ever. > >>> sk> [Ron, what happens if crank is female?] > >>> > >>> well, turns out i am female, but it'd leave a bad taste to this > >>> thread if we've uncovered anyone's homophobia. > >> > >> oh don't worry. We'll uncover someone's homophobia quite nicely. > >> So long as the topic doesn't drift to religion, we'll be okay. > >> > >>> i mean, way more of a bad > >>> taste than my previously-slutty boyfriend could've had he not > >>> come to me bug-free. ;D > >> > >> Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. > > > > I wrote a C++ program that was bug free once. Worked perfectly > > every time. Here's the source: > > > > #include <iostream> > > > > using namespace std; > > > > int main(const int argc, char* argv[]) { > > cout << "Hello World\n"; > > } > > > > > > I've got a similar one I wrote in Perl that's bug free and one in > > Java and one in TCL and I've even ported it to a few other > > languages. > > > > > > Hal > > I'd consider a girlfriend that can only say "Hello World\n" to be > definitely not bug free. But then, maybe I'm asking for too much?
If your girlfriend is coded in C++, then this is the least of your worries. Hal -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of "unsubscribe". Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]