Le 11/06/2003 15:39, « Richard S. Crawford » <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> a écrit :
> My little sister's boyfriend has gotten himself an internship at TechTV, and > has > sent me the following request... > >> Apparently, since I am not an intern at TechTV's unscrewed and look like an >> uber dork, they've decided to have me star in my own segment of the show >> called, *The Lighter side of Linux* where I'll tell dorky linux jokes and be >> the >> only one thinking they are HILARIOUS and laugh like a madman at each joke no >> matter how unfunny it is, anyways, you're a 'nix man, got any that we could >> use >> for the show? > > I can't think of any Linux jokes to send on to him... maybe it's just too > early > in the morning. Can anyone else think of any that I can send on to him? *** Linux renders ships, NT is rendering ships useless. M.C.S.E :- Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. Linux, Unix, BASIC, C, PASCAL, APL, ADA, and PROFANITY spoken here. VI VI VI The editor of the beast. Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX. BTW, FWIW, IMHO, AFAIK, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. YMMV. Claiming that your operating system is the best in the world because more people use it is like saying McDonalds makes the best food in the world. Customer: I'm running Windows '98 Tech: Yes. Customer: My computer isn't working now. Tech: Yes, you said that. Show me one Microsoft innovation and I'll eat my Red Hat. There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. - Jeremy S. Anderso -- Cheers, Zoran. "Home is where you hang your @" -- redhat-list mailing list unsubscribe mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] https://www.redhat.com/mailman/listinfo/redhat-list
