My little sister's boyfriend has gotten himself an internship at TechTV, and has sent me the following request...
> Apparently, since I am not an intern at TechTV's unscrewed and look like an > uber dork, they've decided to have me star in my own segment of the show > called, *The Lighter side of Linux* where I'll tell dorky linux jokes and be the > only one thinking they are HILARIOUS and laugh like a madman at each joke no > matter how unfunny it is, anyways, you're a 'nix man, got any that we could use > for the show? I can't think of any Linux jokes to send on to him... maybe it's just too early in the morning. Can anyone else think of any that I can send on to him? (Q: How many SCO execs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 500. One to screw in the lightbulb and 499 to claim they did it first.) -- -- Slainte, Richard S. Crawford AIM: Buffalo2K / Y!: rscrawford / ICQ: 11640404 http://www.mossroot.com http://www.stonegoose.com "It is only with our heart that we can see clearly. What is essential is invisible to the eye." --Antoine de Saint Exupery -- redhat-list mailing list unsubscribe mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] https://www.redhat.com/mailman/listinfo/redhat-list
