Got this from my dad:
got to be to funny!!
sugar
and, I just had to include the postings...so you all can read:
Sugar Says:
People are like stained glass windows: They sparkle and shine when the sun is
out,
But when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is
a light shining from within.
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Friday, December 19, 2008 2:17 PM
Subject: Crusty Feather Sends Season's Greetings
Dear Friends,
I am being totally silly (very, VERY rare for me, I know, being the disciplined
theologian and spiritual indoctrinarian that I am). Once in a while, we need
to just laugh, and if we cannot do that, a slight chortle or a pleasant smile
helps others around us. I hope you have a very merry and blessed Christmas!!
Pastor Abe Casiano Jr.
Senior Pastor
Ok...it's silly but we NEED silly!
My NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR
NEW NAME IS.
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including
the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to
friends and family & co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you
so they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the
Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = b atty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscui ts
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffe r
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day
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