Hi. This was good! Becky
-------------------------------------------------- From: "Helen" <[email protected]> Sent: Monday, December 15, 2008 2:48 PM To: <[email protected]> Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Fw: Christmas Cookie rules > >> Christmas Cookie Rules... >> >> 1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no >> calories >> because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie >> free. >> >> 2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has >> no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories. >> >> 3. If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas cookies and >> needs to sample, you must sample with your Friend. Because your friend's >> first >> cookie is calories free, Rule #1 is yours also. It would be rude to let >> your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes >> your Cookie >> calorie free. >> >> 4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your >> feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the >> density >> of the caloric mass. >> >> 5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies >> will >> be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a >> knife >> without cutting your tongue. >> >> 6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have >> three and green ones have five - one calorie for each letter. Make more >> red ones! >> >> 7. Cookies eaten while watching "Miracle on 34th Street" have no calories >> because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's >> personal >> fuel. >> >> 8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of >> breaking causes calorie leakage. >> >> 9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no calories since >> the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to >> their >> plate. >> We all know how calories like to cling! >> >> 10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because >> cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have Calories. It's a rule! >> > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
