thank you ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sugar" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 2:08 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: to every one
> > to cute Delma > I like it! > Syl > > > Sugar Syl Says: > The kindness you spread today > will be gathered up and returned to you tomorrow. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 11:28 AM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] to every one > > >> >> >> Message to all members in this group ! >> >> In general >> >> >> >> >> We would like to ask you, >> before you go to your PC, >> to dress appropriately, >> because in the near future, >> you can be seen through >> YAHOO-EARTH, >> where ever you are ! >> >> >> Illness >> We do not accept excuses >> in re to visits to your doctor anymore. >> If you made it to your doctor, >> you can make it to your PC, >> to participate in your group. >> >> Surgery >> Surgeries are as of now forbidden. >> As long as you are a member >> of this group you need all >> of your organs. >> >> You do not have the right >> to have anything removed. >> You joined this group >> in complete condition >> and removal of anything >> from your body is reason enough, >> to have you dismissed. >> Or Flogged!!! >> >> Days-off >> E.g. >> being absent for personal reasons >> is not acceptable >> >> Vacation >> All members will go on vacation >> at the same time. >> Vacation days are: >> Thanksgiving, >> Dec. 25., Jan. 1. >> >> Being absent because of death in the family etc... >> There is no reason for you, >> not to send a stationery to the group. >> For those friends, relatives >> or coworkers, who have passed on, >> you can't do anything anyway. >> In this case, the unemployed, >> who do not belong to our group, >> can do the honors. >> >> In a case, >> where your presence is required, >> the funeral must be held >> during the night, >> when other members of our group >> are already snoring. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Being absent for your own death >> >> This is reason enough for you >> to be absent. >> However, you are required >> to give us 2 weeks notice, >> so we can put you on NO MAIL >> in time or delete you >> from our membership list >> >> >> >> >> Using the Washroom >> It came to our attention, >> that most members >> waste too much time, >> using the washroom. >> In the future, >> visits to the washroom >> will be done alphabetically. >> Members, whos last name >> starts with A, >> will begin using the facilities >> from 8:00 to 8:20, >> those with the letter B >> from8:20 to 8:40 and so on. >> >> Those, who can't go at those times, >> will have to wait until the next day. >> However, >> in case of Emergency >> you can trade with one of the members, >> but only with written permission >> of the moderators. >> >> In addition, >> there will be a 3 minute time period >> for the use of the washroom. >> Once the 3 minutes are up, >> you will hear a signal, >> >> YAHOO will automatically >> pull in the toiletpaper, >> the door will open and a photo >> will be taken. >> >> Should a member offend again, >> the photo will be made >> public in the form of >> a stationery and will be shown >> to the group & on the WWW. >> >> Lunchtime >> Skinny members get >> 30 minutes lunchtime, >> so they can really eat a lot. >> >> For normal members, >> 15 minutes is sufficient >> enough for a quick bite . >> >> Heavier coworkers >> get 5 minutes, >> just enough to have >> a diet drink and a pill, >> to lose weight. >> >> >> We would like to thank you >> for your understanding. >> >> We will do everything >> possible for you. >> >> Should you have any >> questions, comments, >> worries,complaints >> and other problems, >> >> please direct them >> elsewhere, >> so our group >> Won't be burdend with them. >> >> Have fun...... >> >> Your group owner >> and moderators >> >> >> > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.488 / Virus Database: 269.13.39/1044 - Release Date: > 10/2/2007 11:10 AM > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
