Message to all members in this group !
In general
We would like to ask you,
before you go to your PC,
to dress appropriately,
because in the near future,
you can be seen through
YAHOO-EARTH,
where ever you are !
Illness
We do not accept excuses
in re to visits to your doctor anymore.
If you made it to your doctor,
you can make it to your PC,
to participate in your group.
Surgery
Surgeries are as of now forbidden.
As long as you are a member
of this group you need all
of your organs.
You do not have the right
to have anything removed.
You joined this group
in complete condition
and removal of anything
from your body is reason enough,
to have you dismissed.
Or Flogged!!!
Days-off
E.g.
being absent for personal reasons
is not acceptable
Vacation
All members will go on vacation
at the same time.
Vacation days are:
Thanksgiving,
Dec. 25., Jan. 1.
Being absent because of death in the family etc...
There is no reason for you,
not to send a stationery to the group.
For those friends, relatives
or coworkers, who have passed on,
you can't do anything anyway.
In this case, the unemployed,
who do not belong to our group,
can do the honors.
In a case,
where your presence is required,
the funeral must be held
during the night,
when other members of our group
are already snoring.
Being absent for your own death
This is reason enough for you
to be absent.
However, you are required
to give us 2 weeks notice,
so we can put you on NO MAIL
in time or delete you
from our membership list
Using the Washroom
It came to our attention,
that most members
waste too much time,
using the washroom.
In the future,
visits to the washroom
will be done alphabetically.
Members, whos last name
starts with A,
will begin using the facilities
from 8:00 to 8:20,
those with the letter B
from8:20 to 8:40 and so on.
Those, who can't go at those times,
will have to wait until the next day.
However,
in case of Emergency
you can trade with one of the members,
but only with written permission
of the moderators.
In addition,
there will be a 3 minute time period
for the use of the washroom.
Once the 3 minutes are up,
you will hear a signal,
YAHOO will automatically
pull in the toiletpaper,
the door will open and a photo
will be taken.
Should a member offend again,
the photo will be made
public in the form of
a stationery and will be shown
to the group & on the WWW.
Lunchtime
Skinny members get
30 minutes lunchtime,
so they can really eat a lot.
For normal members,
15 minutes is sufficient
enough for a quick bite .
Heavier coworkers
get 5 minutes,
just enough to have
a diet drink and a pill,
to lose weight.
We would like to thank you
for your understanding.
We will do everything
possible for you.
Should you have any
questions, comments,
worries,complaints
and other problems,
please direct them
elsewhere,
so our group
Won't be burdend with them.
Have fun......
Your group owner
and moderators
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