you know, I m so glad that I was not spoken down about this here on this list. thanks so much friends Syl
Sugar Syl Says: The kindness you spread today will be gathered up and returned to you tomorrow. ----- Original Message ----- From: Sandra Warren To: [email protected] Sent: Thursday, September 27, 2007 8:48 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: The little old lady Oh, this sure is funny; also had read it before ----- Sandy From: Rebecca Manners To: [email protected] Sent: Thursday, September 27, 2007 8:45 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: The little old lady This was funny. I had read it before but forgot the punch line. Becky ----- Original Message ----- From: Sugar To: [email protected] Sent: Thursday, September 27, 2007 12:46 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] The little old lady The little old lady There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!" One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!" Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day. One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord! The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there. "PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!" The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: "THERE IS NO LORD; I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!" The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM! SMILE AND PASS THIS ON. Sugar Syl Says: The kindness you spread today will be gathered up and returned to you tomorrow. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
