First, please don't get so upset at people's replies (if you weren't upset, that's how it was coming across, so my apologies). No matter what newsgroup/forum you go to, there's always someone who's going to suggest something like that.
Anyways, I'm fairly certain there are some minimalistic Python variants designed for older computers and such. Maybe something to check into? HTH, -Wes -- http://mail.python.org/mailman/listinfo/python-list