how about "Sure my program will run on a Pentium 3 running windows 98."
--- On Thu, 4/2/09, Stephen Russell <[email protected]> wrote: > From: Stephen Russell <[email protected]> > Subject: [NF] 3 biggest lies we tell as developers > To: "ProFox Email List" <[email protected]> > Date: Thursday, April 2, 2009, 11:41 AM > 3 Biggest Software Lies > > I ran across the following quote today and thought it was > pretty funny… > > 3 Biggest Software Lies: > > 1. The program’s fully > tested and bug-free > 2. We’re working on the > documentation > 3. Of course we can modify > it! > > Do you have any other items to add to the above list? > > > > -- > Stephen Russell > Sr. Production Systems Programmer > Web and Windows Development > Independent Contractor > Memphis TN > > 901.246-0159 > > _______________________________________________ > Post Messages to: [email protected] > Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox > OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech > Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox > This message: > http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] > ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are > the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or > medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for > those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious. > _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
