The customer asks you about the random program crashes so you tell them it is a bonus feature you built into the software!
Mike Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry -----Original Message----- From: Bill Anderson <[email protected]> Date: Thu, 2 Apr 2009 09:28:37 To: <[email protected]> Subject: Re: [NF] 3 biggest lies we tell as developers On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 8:41 AM, Stephen Russell <[email protected]>wrote: > 3 Biggest Software Lies > > I ran across the following quote today and thought it was pretty funny… > > 3 Biggest Software Lies: > > 1. The program’s fully tested and bug-free > 2. We’re working on the documentation > 3. Of course we can modify it! > > Do you have any other items to add to the above list? 4) .NET is revolutionary? Bill --- StripMime Report -- processed MIME parts --- multipart/alternative text/plain (text body -- kept) text/html --- _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious. Report [OT] Abuse: http://leafe.com/reportAbuse/[email protected] _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/435416361-1238691545-cardhu_decombobulator_blackberry.rim.net-7043304...@bxe1015.bisx.prod.on.blackberry ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.

