Ed Leafe wrote:
> I should explain what that last scene was all about. Every month we
> have a week-long cultural education course for new hires ("Rookie
> Orientation"), and then a big company-wide celebration for their "graduation"
> to welcome them. Yesterday was the rookie-o graduation, and we had 130 people
> in the class, the largest monthly class to date - and yes, we're still hiring
> at that rate! To top it off, one of the rookies decided to get married as
> part of the party, so there was an actual wedding right after the graduation.
>
> Anyone want to try topping that? ;-)
>
Ok, here's my best go. At university in the last year it was somebody's
21st. Despite being out the previous night drinking we managed to get
him to a maths lecture for 9am. At this lecture we got the lecturer in
on the case and hired a roly poly gram (a "large" lady dressed like a
hooker) who then came in to the lecture and stripped him down to his
boxer shorts etc etc. A sight for sore eyes indeed at 9am.
Peter
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