Thank you for all the replies. I was wondering if I was missing a postfix setting that would log this info and the answer is that I'm not.
So, question answered. I am highly confident that if I could see this logged then the vast majority of it would indeed be "oh yeah, random/hopeless attempts that don't stand a chance, ignore them". And it's not really a postfix-specific issue, it's more holistic. But because these AUTH attempts against postfix *are* happening constantly, I was thinking that it might offer a chance to spot (potential) problems with credentials leaking from something/somewhere else ("crap, where are they getting *that* userid from?"). It's fascinating to see the spam aimed at me using email addresses that I provided to companies that I stopped having anything to do with over a decade ago... what about credentials? - James