You drinkin' alrady? Its not even 9 o'clock!!! Have fun.
> -----Original Message----- > From: Cotty [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: 24 July 2003 08:57 > To: Pentax List > Subject: PDMLers to RV in Scotland > > > VIKING TO CONQUER SCOTLAND > > Gaelic kilts are set to quiver this coming week as a > handful of PDMLers from across Europe make a pilgrimage to > the land of single malts, haggis and unreasonably throwing > telephone poles about. > Pentax afficionado Jostein Oshkoshbagosh (son of Ivan the > Exposed) is embarking on an arduous luxury ferry voyage > accompanied by his concubine and three hobbits. The invaders > will be landing along the north east coast of England where > they will be greeted by local celebrity Lord Wilson of > Corstruthblimey and invited to rape, pillage and plunder a > modern housing estate near Newcastle-upon-Tyne, convenient > for shops and buses. > Meanwhile, a separate onslaught from Southernbastardshire > will be led by Colonel Sir Chalfont C. Cotswold and is > anticipated in the area by 1800 hours Zulu/UTC. Sir Cotswold > heads a regiment of over two who will be commandeering the > notorious 'M1' conduit in order to establish an overnight > camp well in time for tea. > After a bloody good send-orf by Lord and Lady Wilson, the > coalition forces of Oshkoshbagosh and Cotswold will march > north for the final assault past Hadrian's Wall, arriving in > an area known only as 'Death By Mosquito'. > The intrepid forces will consolidate a base camp near > Aviemore where it is thought that many stunning landscapes > will be captured and interrogated using a 'shock and awright > let's stop in it's pissing down again' campaign involving > heavy artillery like the Pentax 645 SMC 45mm > backed by MZ-S field assault pieces. Modern technology is > also likely to be used in the Mother of all Battles for the > Perfect Exposure with Optios, Powershots and even a Canon > DSLR (Don't Stop Losing Resolution) being brought to bare on > an unforgiving terrain. > Reinforcements are expected in the shape of Italian playboy > Gianfrancozeffirelli who will be making a brief personal > appearance to rouse the troops with a stunning rendition of > The Three Tenors (also known as Thirty Quid) singing 'La > Lavatore' after downing several pints of Wychwood's Hobgoblin. > Using all the trappings of modern technology, > communications with the region will be unaffected, and > regular briefings may be expected from time to time. In all > the invasion is planned to be over and done with in just > seven days, leaving little behind in the wake of what can > only be described as 'a severe and unconditional testing of > the photographer's abilities to get up in the morning'. > Lord Wilson is 92. > > > > > Cheers, > Cotty > > > ___/\__ > || (O) | People, Places, Pastiche > ||=====| www.macads.co.uk/snaps > _____________________________ > Free UK Mac Ads www.macads.co.uk > >
