Hi,

Wednesday, July 16, 2003, 9:13:25 AM, you wrote:

> Reminds me of the old 'joke' that goes:

> Two American tourists arrive at Runnymede at the side of the Thames to
> find loads of people running around in Medieval costume. They stop a
> passing minstrel.
> "Say Buddy, what's going on?"
> "We're celebrating the anniversary of the signing of the Magna Carta!" The
> minstrel replies.
> "When was it?" the American asks
> "1215" comes the reply.
> The American looks at his watch and turns to his partner, "Gee Honey, we
> just missed it"

> Like you say, a different concept of time :-)

I know a similar one, which a friend of mine assures me is true - he
says he was there when it happened.

A guide was taking a group of tourists around Skipton Castle
(http://www.skiptoncastle.co.uk/). As he was talking aeroplanes flew over
regularly from the nearby airport. Eventually one of the tourists, frustrated
by the constant interruptions to the commentary, said 'Geez, with all the money
they musta had you'd think they'd have built their castle further from the
airport'.

(collapse of tour guide)

-- 
Cheers,
 Bob                            mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]

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