On Mon, Apr 25, 2016 at 6:26 PM, Donald Trump <megac...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Mon, Apr 25, 2016 at 9:27 AM, Perl Authors Upload Server <
> upl...@pause.perl.org> wrote:
>
>> Request to register new user
>>
>> fullname: Donald Trump
>>   userid: TRUMP
>>     mail: CENSORED
>> homepage:
>>      why:
>>
>>     We won so many states that they never thought of winning. And we
>>     are going to win Bethlehem, Pennsylvania and we are going to win
>>     places that a lot of people aren't going to win and we are going to
>>     have the largest upload gathering in the history of this country!
>>     The people have spoken, do not let lying David hide behind PAUSE
>>     regulations! We request a seat on this colorful table, with seats
>>     for christians, muslims, pastafarians and now even jews! We are
>>     going to win and we are going to make CPAN great again!
>>
>>
> People come to me and ask "Mr Trump, aren't you too divisive?". I am going
> to tell you - I am a uniter. I can always strike a deal across the aisle,
> and in fact I am going to prove it by making a deal with lying Dave: if he
> approves this account, I am going to vouch for his Leftpad thing! How is
> that for bipausemanship!?
>

Come on Dave, how is this not the sweetest deal you had on the table in a
yuuuuge time?! Your ++ is waiting, hurry before the mexicans snatch it!

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