Mark there is so much I could say,

 But I wont because most of it is bad language.

-----Original Message-----
From: macvisionaries@googlegroups.com <macvisionaries@googlegroups.com> On 
Behalf Of M. Taylor
Sent: Sunday, 25 August 2019 3:36 AM
To: macvisionaries@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: How to Protect and Clean your Apple Card, Apple Support

Ah, My Dear Simon.  You've got it my friend.  (big smile).

Okay, because I couldn't resist, I am going to paste in three comments, about 
Apple Card, from Twitter that made me laugh:


Comment 1:
Gently rub the fragile & special Apple credit card with microfiber. Also keep 
it away from any normal clothing. Maybe even have special ‘bearers’ wearing 
black turtlenecks that carry it around in an aluminum box with silk lining. 
Peak Apple right here. It was fun while it lasted.

Comment 2:
Never place near other cards.
Do not look directly at card.
Anoint with myrrh and frankincense once per month. 

Comment 3:
Thou shall have no other cards before Apple Card.
Thou shall make no graven image of the Apple Card.
Thou shall not use the Apple Card in vain.
Remember Black Friday and keep it Holy.
Honor Thy Apple Employees.

(big smile).

Mark

-----Original Message-----
From: macvisionaries@googlegroups.com [mailto:macvisionaries@googlegroups.com] 
On Behalf Of Simon Fogarty
Sent: Saturday, August 24, 2019 4:35 AM
To: 'macvisionaries@googlegroups.com'
Subject: RE: How to Protect and Clean your Apple Card, Apple Support

Ok, I'm concerned I'm going crazy or the world has completely flipped the 
cheese from it's cracker.

don’t' use compressed air on one of the toughest light weight metals available 
on the planet, note they use titanium on space craft due to weight and 
toughness.

Really, compressed air is bad!? 

 Don’t' put the apple credit card in your denam jeans or leather pants pockets,

Unless I have a job interview or go to a wedding or possibly a funeral  I only 
ware jeans,  How does fabric take the colour out of a titanium credit card?

Don't put your card near a magnet  ok, makes sence,

 I'll take my credit card,
And 2 eftpos cards out of my phone case which has a magnetic catch and oh my 
iPhone has a charging coil which could have magnetic effects,

 What the F* is this company doing
Who comes up with this stuff.

This is like the put your iPhone in the microwave to charge it gag,

 

-----Original Message-----
From: macvisionaries@googlegroups.com <macvisionaries@googlegroups.com> On 
Behalf Of M. Taylor
Sent: Saturday, 24 August 2019 2:09 PM
To: macvisionaries@googlegroups.com
Subject: How to Protect and Clean your Apple Card, Apple Support

Hello Everyone,

I can hardly catch my breath as I have just been reading the seemingly endless 
jokes about the Apple Card and its unique cleaning instructions, on Twitter, on 
the Apple Insider feed.  

Man!  I've never come across such a wonderful treasure trove of jokes in my 
life.  

I wonder if Apple is laughing, also.  Probably not but, then again, they are 
the ones who released the cards so, let the jokes fall where they may.

All of the jokes are based on the article, posted below:

Enjoy,

Mark

How to clean your Apple Card
See how to protect and maintain the condition of your titanium Apple Card.
 
About the titanium Apple Card
The titanium Apple Card is laser-etched with the card holder's name and the 
Apple logo. A white finish is achieved through a multi-layer coating process 
that's added to the titanium base material.
If your titanium Apple Card comes into contact with hard surfaces or materials, 
it's possible that the coating can be damaged.
 
How to clean your titanium Apple Card
If your titanium Apple Card comes into contact with contaminants that can cause 
stains, follow these steps to clean your card:
1.      Gently wipe with a soft, slightly damp, lint-free microfiber cloth.
2.      Moisten a soft, microfiber cloth with isopropyl alcohol and gently
wipe the card.
Don't use window or household cleaners, compressed air, aerosol sprays, 
solvents, ammonia, or abrasives to clean your titanium Apple Card.
Some fabrics, like leather and denim, might cause permanent discoloration that 
will not wash off.
 
How to safely store and carry your titanium Apple Card
.       Store your titanium Apple Card in a wallet, pocket, or bag made of
soft materials.
.       Place your card in a slot in your wallet or billfold without
touching another credit card. If two credit cards are placed in the same slot 
your card could become scratched.
.       Don't place or store your titanium Apple Card card near magnets. If
your card is placed close to a magnetic latch on a purse or bag, the magnetic 
strip can become demagnetized.
.       Don't place your titanium Apple Card in a pocket or bag that
contains loose change, keys, or other potentially abrasive objects.
Learn more
.       See how to request a replacement titanium Apple Card
.       Learn how to clean your other Apple products

Original Article at:
https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT210399



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