Hello Everyone, I can hardly catch my breath as I have just been reading the seemingly endless jokes about the Apple Card and its unique cleaning instructions, on Twitter, on the Apple Insider feed.
Man! I've never come across such a wonderful treasure trove of jokes in my life. I wonder if Apple is laughing, also. Probably not but, then again, they are the ones who released the cards so, let the jokes fall where they may. All of the jokes are based on the article, posted below: Enjoy, Mark How to clean your Apple Card See how to protect and maintain the condition of your titanium Apple Card. About the titanium Apple Card The titanium Apple Card is laser-etched with the card holder's name and the Apple logo. A white finish is achieved through a multi-layer coating process that's added to the titanium base material. If your titanium Apple Card comes into contact with hard surfaces or materials, it's possible that the coating can be damaged. How to clean your titanium Apple Card If your titanium Apple Card comes into contact with contaminants that can cause stains, follow these steps to clean your card: 1. Gently wipe with a soft, slightly damp, lint-free microfiber cloth. 2. Moisten a soft, microfiber cloth with isopropyl alcohol and gently wipe the card. Don't use window or household cleaners, compressed air, aerosol sprays, solvents, ammonia, or abrasives to clean your titanium Apple Card. Some fabrics, like leather and denim, might cause permanent discoloration that will not wash off. How to safely store and carry your titanium Apple Card . Store your titanium Apple Card in a wallet, pocket, or bag made of soft materials. . Place your card in a slot in your wallet or billfold without touching another credit card. If two credit cards are placed in the same slot your card could become scratched. . Don't place or store your titanium Apple Card card near magnets. If your card is placed close to a magnetic latch on a purse or bag, the magnetic strip can become demagnetized. . Don't place your titanium Apple Card in a pocket or bag that contains loose change, keys, or other potentially abrasive objects. Learn more . See how to request a replacement titanium Apple Card . Learn how to clean your other Apple products Original Article at: https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT210399 -- The following information is important for all members of the Mac Visionaries list. If you have any questions or concerns about the running of this list, or if you feel that a member's post is inappropriate, please contact the owners or moderators directly rather than posting on the list itself. Your Mac Visionaries list moderator is Mark Taylor. You can reach mark at: mk...@ucla.edu and your owner is Cara Quinn - you can reach Cara at caraqu...@caraquinn.com The archives for this list can be searched at: http://www.mail-archive.com/macvisionaries@googlegroups.com/ --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "MacVisionaries" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to macvisionaries+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/macvisionaries/000601d55a20%24dc485980%2494d90c80%24%40edu.
