Quoth Adi Stav:

> THE LINUX-IL MAILING LIST, OVER FIVE YEARS AGO:
> 
>             -- Marc A. Volovic on linux-il, 19 Jan, 1997
> 
> THE LINUX-IL MAILING LIST, TODAY:
> 
>     - Please YOURSELF: enjoy Marc A. Volovic in the privacy of your own 
>       home. 

Remember, Adi and children - enjoying Marc A. Volovic in the privacy of
your own home is (or should and soon shall be) punishable by
inexplicable agonies of the colon, especially since Marc A. Volovic does
not like to be enjoyed without enjoying in return. Relationships must
be bidirectional and, with the aid of some simple aids (inter alia SCSI
cables, though I lean more towards fiber optics nowdays), perfect
satisfaction may be attained, if at a paltry price of some urethral
discomfort.

>     Do not wait for the last minute. Download the collection TODAY from
>     http://adi.stav.org.il/mav-flame.tar.gz . 
>     Usage: fortune mav-flame.fortune

Please also remember that for perfect enjoyment of the said file, it is
worthwhile to own and/or have:

        1. A subscription to the OEM (errr... OED, I mean).
        2. A passing knowledge of the simpler Latin phrases.
        3. Some humour.

While the first TWO have been heard of in the communicty, the third I
detect rarely and, so far, has only found it (consistently) in one and
one person only - Peter.

I am, however, willing to shoulder the burden of seeking it with candles
and razors and soap.

Brilligly Yours,

Marc A. Volovic
Cabal NON-Leader
Lead Flamer
ex-Enfant Terrible
A self-made man who worships his maker!

PS ADI, I'll get you yet, you olegacious bastard!

M

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