Adi Stav wrote:

>THE LINUX-IL MAILING LIST, OVER FIVE YEARS AGO:
>
>    > I've downloaded coj.zip, then used unzip to unpack it
>    > but I wasn't able to run it
>    
>    My dearest not soon to be extinct dodo,
>    
>      You have sent one question to the list, asking WHERE to find coj. This
>    question would have been answered to your full satisfaction had you
>    bothered to conduct the simplest web search. Nevertheless, you chose to
>    bother the list and the list answered.
>    
>      Now you ask another question. Namely (from the subject line) - "whats
>    next?" (sic).
>    
>      I can tell you what next. In many many words. However, I've just had a
>    bottle of coke and am feeling benign.
>    
>      Therefore, take the file. Unzip it. Print it on punched tape. Insert
>    tape up anus. Sit back and enjoy the warm feeling that you have mastered
>    a computer subject.
>    
>            -- Marc A. Volovic on linux-il, 19 Jan, 1997
>
>
>THE LINUX-IL MAILING LIST, TODAY:
>
>    Have you ever wished to be able to dumbfound a newbie with a single 
>    reply? Have you ever felt frustrated by the difficulty of 
>    articulating flames as offensive and as derogatory as to which 
>    certain list members invariably make themselves entitled? Or perhaps 
>    you long for the return of the good old days on linux-il, when "a 
>    problem" actually implied "a challenge", when "a question" actually 
>    implied "a trigger for collective expansion of knowledge", and when 
>    "a flame" actually implied "five-year psychotherapy"?
>    
>    Long no longer!
>
>    PRESENTING: the uncut, unabridged, untranslated and uncensored 
>    "Marc A. Volovic complete flame fortune file collection", fit for 
>    public consumption and available now!
>
>    - Please YOURSELF: enjoy Marc A. Volovic in the privacy of your own 
>      home. 
>
>    - Be a source of unease and hurt feelings to your online surroundings 
>      wherever you go: tap into Marc A. Volovic's vast resources of 
>      tried-and-true sneering eloquence.
>
>    - Amuse your friends, perplex your colleagues, astound your customers 
>      and investors with each outgoing mail: add the "Marc A. Volovic 
>      complete flame fortune file collection" to your .sig file.
>
>    Do not wait for the last minute. Download the collection TODAY from
>    http://adi.stav.org.il/mav-flame.tar.gz . 
>    Usage: fortune mav-flame.fortune
>
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>
Alas, finally the killer application for Linux that we're been waiting for.
Adi, Thankx for sharing the fuzziness and love that is MAV.

-- 
Lior Kesos ,  [EMAIL PROTECTED]   
Aduva re.search("meaning",self)
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Those who understand binary, and those who don't. 




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