Adi Stav wrote: >THE LINUX-IL MAILING LIST, OVER FIVE YEARS AGO: > > > I've downloaded coj.zip, then used unzip to unpack it > > but I wasn't able to run it > > My dearest not soon to be extinct dodo, > > You have sent one question to the list, asking WHERE to find coj. This > question would have been answered to your full satisfaction had you > bothered to conduct the simplest web search. Nevertheless, you chose to > bother the list and the list answered. > > Now you ask another question. Namely (from the subject line) - "whats > next?" (sic). > > I can tell you what next. In many many words. However, I've just had a > bottle of coke and am feeling benign. > > Therefore, take the file. Unzip it. Print it on punched tape. Insert > tape up anus. Sit back and enjoy the warm feeling that you have mastered > a computer subject. > > -- Marc A. Volovic on linux-il, 19 Jan, 1997 > > >THE LINUX-IL MAILING LIST, TODAY: > > Have you ever wished to be able to dumbfound a newbie with a single > reply? Have you ever felt frustrated by the difficulty of > articulating flames as offensive and as derogatory as to which > certain list members invariably make themselves entitled? Or perhaps > you long for the return of the good old days on linux-il, when "a > problem" actually implied "a challenge", when "a question" actually > implied "a trigger for collective expansion of knowledge", and when > "a flame" actually implied "five-year psychotherapy"? > > Long no longer! > > PRESENTING: the uncut, unabridged, untranslated and uncensored > "Marc A. Volovic complete flame fortune file collection", fit for > public consumption and available now! > > - Please YOURSELF: enjoy Marc A. Volovic in the privacy of your own > home. > > - Be a source of unease and hurt feelings to your online surroundings > wherever you go: tap into Marc A. Volovic's vast resources of > tried-and-true sneering eloquence. > > - Amuse your friends, perplex your colleagues, astound your customers > and investors with each outgoing mail: add the "Marc A. Volovic > complete flame fortune file collection" to your .sig file. > > Do not wait for the last minute. Download the collection TODAY from > http://adi.stav.org.il/mav-flame.tar.gz . > Usage: fortune mav-flame.fortune > >================================================================= >To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with >the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command >echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > Alas, finally the killer application for Linux that we're been waiting for. Adi, Thankx for sharing the fuzziness and love that is MAV.
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