A years supply of YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS!!!! I thought that you said that all of the players should be sold not sent out on loan. ;o) Thank you and goodnight Briggsy
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [email protected]> Date: Thu, 19 Oct > 2006 20:49:00 +0100> Subject: [LU] Drastic Times Call For...> > Drastic > Measures!> > My latest brainwave to follow below...> > Let's get rid of > everyone at Elland Road! All the players and all the staff > including the > tea ladies. We've got bad ju-ju from somewhere and we've got > to get rid of > it.> > Sell the whole fookin team! That's my answer!> > With the money we > make lets target and raid the best teams in the > Championship we have a > chance of pinching players from.> > Attack wise these are the top 5 teams in > the Championship:> > 1 Cardiff City> 2 West Brom> 3 Plymouth> 4 Burnley> 5 > Norwich City> > Defence wise these are the top 10:> > 1 Cardiff City> 2 > Wolves> 3 Preston NE> 4 West Brom> 5 Coventry City> 6 Burnley> 7 Leicester > City> 8 Stoke City> 9 Colchester> 10 Plymouth> > Out of those teams a lot we > would have no chance of getting players from. > There are just one or two > teams we might be able to raid.> > For Attack perhaps we could target > Plymouth. Lets pinch all their Strikers > and Midfielders. We could let them > have Healy in exchange plus one of the > tea ladies and a years free supply > of Yorkshire Puddings.> > For Defence perhaps we could target Colchester. We > will take their entire > defence including goalkeeper. We'll give them Butler > and Crainey, and an > option to buy Matthew Klingon. We could also call the > New York Giants and > buy Tiki Barber. This bloke does more running and > covers more pitch in just > one game than our entire team has for the whole > season so far. Let's stick > him at Left Back he couldn't do any bloody worse > and will probably do a lot > better despite having no knowledge of regular > football. We deserve to > bloody treat ouselves and witness white shirt > movement in that corner. When > was the last time we had a left back with > pace?> > This is the current league table:> > 1 Cardiff City 12 9 2 1 25 9 > +16 29> 2 Preston North End 12 6 5 1 18 11 +7 23> 3 West Bromwich Albion 12 6 > 4 2 21 11 +10 22> 4 Wolverhampton Wanderers 12 7 1 4 10 10 0 22> 5 Burnley 12 > 6 3 3 20 12 +8 21> 6 Plymouth Argyle 12 5 5 2 20 15 +5 20> 7 Luton Town 12 5 > 4 3 18 17 +1 19> 8 Derby County 12 5 3 4 18 17 +1 18> 9 Birmingham City 12 5 > 3 4 16 15 +1 18> 10 Colchester United 12 5 2 5 17 14 +3 17> > If we'd had the > Colchester Defence and the Plymouth Attack since the start > of the season we > would currently be sitting pretty in approximately 8th > position.> > If we > have them starting from today for the rest of the season, by the end > of the > season we should be able to make it a couple of places into the top > half of > the table setting us up for a final position of about 10th or 11th. > That > would be a good recovery. If we don't do something the outcome could be > a > lot worse.> > One final thing is we have to call Fabian Barthez and get him > to come and > piss on every corner flag at Elland Road in consultation with > Lucas of > course. He should be able to advise him what kind of Ju-Ju we > might have > gotten and seen as they are both retired now I'm sure they won't > mind doing > that one friday night in time for the next days match which we > should then > be able to paste the other team off the park.> > Anyone else > got any other good suggestions or ideas?> > Sniffer-Dog> > > tHeFuTuReIsBrIgHt-ThEfUtUrEiSwHiTe.CoM> Marching On Together> > > > > > _______________________________________________> the Leeds List is an > unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for > the personal views and opinions of contributors. > Leedslist mailing list> > [email protected]> > http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist> oh alright then :-) _________________________________________________________________ Be one of the first to try Windows Live Mail. http://ideas.live.com/programpage.aspx?versionId=5d21c51a-b161-4314-9b0e-4911fb2b2e6d _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist oh alright then :-)
