Just been sent this, quite funny.
Ted H
Up the Junction.......
I never thought it would happen
My pants I nearly crapped them,
When working for Neil Warnock,
You know, the loud mouth pillock,
Well Peter Reid came calling,
With tactics so appalling,
He wanted a new flunky,
That jug eared pissed scouse monkey.
He made me his assistant,
Although he sounded pissed when,
To give the team some welly,
He kept picking Gary Kelly,
They spent their time cavorting
The railway arms supporting,
The new season it just started
When Reid and Leeds they parted.
I got a job with Eddie
He said he thought Im ready,
And started me on monday
Got relegated sunday
I worked eleven hours
And tried to sign Tim Flowers
To play him as a striker,
Got told to take a hike, yeah.
In last years playoff final
My tactics were urinal,
we should have been contenders,
But our team were all defenders,
The Watford side was useless
But faced a set of hoofers
My plans went in the fire
Ken Bates, his mood was dire.
This evening at 8:50
It all went rather shitty
A manager like Keano,
He cant even read the beano,
The result I think will haunt me,
The away fans laugh and taunt me,
Sad mackems with their mother
Who also is their brother.
And now Im two years older
My prospects are much colder,
Im pulling out my hair and
Well, hiding from the chairman,
Ive heard hes none to happy,
And if he was to sack me,
There'll be no more on Sky telly
Saying "just me and Gary Kelly".
Alone here in my office
Hope empty as our coffers,
Id beg for some forgiveness
Footballs clearly not my business
And Ken Bates wants to meet me,
Its probably not to greet me,
And so its my assumption
Im really up the junction
