Netters, I know it's not Friday, but it's worth reading anyway: > > Two Blind Pilots > > > > Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing > > dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way > > along the aisle with a cane. > > > > Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the > > cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin > > glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a > > little practical joke. But none is forthcoming. > > > > The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting > > in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the > > end of the runway. > > > > As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, > > panicked screams fill the cabin. > > > > At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers > > relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their > > magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. > > > > In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, > > "You know, John, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and > > we're all gonna die."
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