Father calling his daughter: Father: Dear, I hate to tell you this, but after 45 years, your mother and I are getting a divorce. We just can't take it any longer. Daughter: What! Wait! Don't do _anything_! I'm calling my brother and we'll both be there tomorrow! <hangs up> Father to Wife: OK, dear. The kids are coming for Thanksgiving and they're paying their own way.
-- This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists, and not enough hunchbacks. Maranatha! <>< John McKown ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN
