Ok, I said it before and I will say it again: This is incredible! I know so many immature people, that I am strongly considering writing a book called "The Height of Immaturity". This will have a chapter to itself.
The one about addressing people was just an uneducated person (uneducated in the workings of this list, that is). Fine, whatever, it was a mistake. The person who wrote about the melons made a joke. Fine, it was appreciated (by some). The person wrote wrote about the pineapples was immature (or maybe pineapples was first, I don't remember). This is just stupid. I mean, it is poorly written, clearly parodying the first three, and frankly, I like (I think) many others on this list have had *enough*!!! Please, stop this maddness. I have been on forums and lists for a long time, and I have never seen a true flame war. I am afraid that this is the making of one, and I ask you to stop.