On Thu, Apr 12, 2001 at 07:24:59PM -0400, Kevin Stokes wrote: [ snip ] > However, at 3am, the local police bash down my uncle's door, and drag me > out of bed. They charge me with violating a local ordinance. I have made > a suggestion to widen the mall entrance without showing up with a > wheelbarrow and jackhammer to do it myself! They strap me to a post in the > center of the town, and now nobody cares about the mall anymore since they > have something better to do. Each resident is allowed to whip me thirty > lashes, although nobody cares if you go over, as long it doesn't cut into > anyone else's whipping time. > > After I die from bleeding, they put my corpse on a big wooden frame and > mount it on the side of the mall with the caption: > > "Dumb, Lazy, Selfish Bastard!"
After a unanimous vote, the elitist cabal has decided you are a dumb-ass. Go away. -- Nathan Norman - Staff Engineer | A good plan today is better Micromuse Ltd. | than a perfect plan tomorrow. mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] | -- Patton PS There is no cabal. PPS Would this thread go away if I mentioned National Socialism?
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