Lunar Colony

[Tyler Durden]

Thank goodness Mr Bush is finally thinking long term.

Not only will the Lunar Base focus all of our attention away from the wars 
and other nastiness down here, it will get us to the moon before Al Qaeda 
and bin Laden ever have a chance to start spreading their filthy ideas 
there. If we control the moon, then we can control who goes there. And if we 
control who goes there, then we can make damn sure that no raghead ever 
reaches orbit.

Even more importantly, we can basically make the entire moon the perfect 
model of American culture in action, without any other nation to contest our 
policies there. It could be a paradise, and since no terrorists or ragheads 
will be allowed, we can also take the opporutnity to make sure that no other 
undesirables ever get their either, if you catch my drift.

-TD

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