> > once upon a time [long long ago > > ukulele skywalker descended from the death star with earth vader's > helmet under his arm > > ukulele skywalker: "father, i have your helmet" > > david prowse [to ukulele skywalker, chatting with leia]: “uke, i don’t > need that anymore, I’m joining the rebels!” > > a bunch of stormtroopers pantomime cheering’ > > ukulele skywalker is confused however > > ukulele skywalker: “is this _another_ psy-op?”
poor ukulele skywalker nobody deserves to have their entire world turned inside out just to scatter their marbles
