Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many via cypherpunks]

once upon a time [long long ago

ukulele skywalker descended from the death star with earth vader's
helmet under his arm

ukulele skywalker: "father, i have your helmet"

david prowse [to ukulele skywalker, chatting with leia]: “uke, i don’t
need that anymore, I’m joining the rebels!”

a bunch of stormtroopers pantomime cheering’

ukulele skywalker is confused however

ukulele skywalker: “is this _another_ psy-op?”